STAG WARDS Episode MCXVIII - The Empire Goes Mad
It is a period of civil war. Little Red Ridinghood is on her way to her sick grandma to bring her a big pie. Little does she know that the evil Adolf (who is a dedicated pie-fan) plans to steal her gift and use it to rule the galaxy. Will she be able to break through the enemy lines or will she suffocate in her own intestines during a slaughterous massacre...?About the storyLittle Red Ridinghood is on her way to bring her grandma a pie. But during her way though the forest she notes that someone's following her. May it be the evil wolf? After some while she finds the dead wolf, murdered by Darth Vader. Vader then steals the pie and brings it to his master, the evil Adolf who is living in a castle.Little Red is frustrated, so she looks for help. There are some cool guys ready to help her, including Indiana Jones, Batman & Robin, Rambo & Conan (so we have both Stallone and Schwarzenegger), Vincent & Jules (from Pulp Fiction) and Superman. They penetrate Adolf's castle, retrieve the pie and finally even destroy the castle by attacking the castles' main nuclear reactor. Adolf and Vader end up in prison, and everyone's dancing happily while ZZ Top are performing "Sharp dressed man". At the end of the movie it then becomes a bit more philosophic as you can see a monolith in the lake near Little Reds' house. Trivia: In the beginning of the movie we learn that Little Red intends to bring the pie to her grandma. At the end of the film everyone if dancing around the pie, but we'll never see the grandma (in fact it looks as she'll never get the pie...). Goofs: just don't count 'em :-)
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STAG WARDS is a Star Wars fan movie, it has been created for fun and it's not affiliated with or supported by www.StarWars.com or Lucas Film Ltd. None of the characters in this movie is supported by their respective creators or publishers, all of them shall be considered to be lookalikes or caricatures - Superman, Batman and Robin are characters created by DC Comics, Conan the Barbarian has been created by Robert E. Howard, John Rambo is based on the character by David Morell, Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield are characters in Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. The ZZ Top characters are not officially supported by ZZ Top. Adolf Hilter is just fuckin' dead.
